Public Service Announcement

Originally Posted 6/27/07
Let me offer some advice to couples looking at starting a family-have your children while you are young. Otherwise, you may end up like Family X. This poor family is suffering from a Mom in menopause, a Dad in mid-life crisis, and two girls in puberty. You could measure the hormone levels in that house with a seismograph. Oh the humanity!
Don't let this happen to you! Avoid excessive hormone levels, and plan your family accordingly.
Thank you.