Scene: Hannah is reading ingredients for maple syrup from a cookbook.
Mom-"Wouldn't it be easier to go buy syrup?"
Hannah-"You have to learn to make things on your own. That way you don't have to depend on the economy."
Mom-"Did you hear that from us or TV?"
Hannah-"News. They show a lot of crazy things while you're waiting for the weather."
Scene: Gabriel is getting ready for basketball practice.
Mom-"Are you excited about basketball?"
Gabriel-"Duh. I got mad skills."
Scene: Samuel is in Dad's lap, inspecting him for some kind of imaginary job.
Samuel-"No dirt, moustache, not too much bald spot, unibrow. You're hired. I like you kind of people."
Scene: Family in the living room, watching TV. All is quiet.
Gideon-(shouting) "Can't you make those Christmas lights stop flashing?!? They're driving me nuts!"
Friday, December 19, 2008
Kid Quotes 5
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No unibrow is always a must when Josh is hiring people.
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